The piano guy rocks =))

Barbati SCRUpulOSI!

Credit card frauds - protect yourself from skimmers by knowing “your enemies".

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Geta Burlacu - A Century Of Love (Eurovision 2008 Moldova Representant)

Cantecul e interesant si frumos interpretat/orchestrat. Totusi, pentru Eurovision nu cred ca trece de locurile [9…11]. Pariuri in commentarii

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Американский социолог N. провел исследование на тему “Отношение людей разных национальностей к чужой собственности". Ученый ездил по городам мира, оставлял посреди вокзального зала чемодан, прятался и засекал время.

В Стокгольме чемодана никто не тронул.

В Лондоне чемодан украли через полчаса.

В Париже - через двадцать минут.

В Риме - через десять.

В Токио через пять минут чемодан сдали в бюро находок.

В Тель-Авиве через три минуты приехала полиция, оцепила вокзал,погрузила чемодан в бронированный фургон и увезла за город взрывать.

В Москве точного результата получить не удалось, так как, пока исследователь смотрел на чемодан, у него украли часы.

Последним в серии оказался эксперимент в Багдаде - вместе с чемоданом похитили и самого американца….

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Simbolistica

arhitect
cineva care n-a fost destul de barbat ca sa devina inginer, dar nici destul
de gay ca sa se faca designer vestimentar;

bancher
cineva care iti imprumuta umbrela lui cand afara e soare si apoi ti-o cere
cand incepe sa ploua;

boy scout (cercetas)
un copil imbracat ca un tampit sub comanda unui tampit imbracat ca un copil;

consultant
cineva care foloseste ceasul sotiei tale, iti spune cat e ceasul si apoi iti
cere bani pentru asta;

dans
frustrarea verticala a unei dorinte orizontale;

diplomat
cineva care-ti spune sa te duci dracului intr-un fel care te face sa-ti incepi
ziua cu dreptul;

dragoste
cuvant din 8 litere, 3 vocale, 5 consoane si 2 idioti;

durere de cap
metoda contraceptiva cea mai des folosita de femei;

economist
un expert care va sti maine de ce ceea ce a prezis ca se va intampla ieri nu
s-a intamplat azi;

fidelitate
o puternica mancarime cu interdictia de a te scarpina;

indiferenta
atitudine adoptata de o femeie catre un barbat care n-o intereseaza;
interpretata de barbat ca ’se lasa greu’;

intelectual
cineva capabil sa se gandeasca mai mult de 2 ore si la altceva decat la sex;

munca in echipa
posibilitatea de a da vina pe altii;

nevasta
femeia care te incanta o luna si te descanta toata viata;

nimfomana
termen aplicat de fiecare barbat oricarei femei careia ii place mai mult sexul
decat lui;

prieten
definitia unei persoane de sex opus care are acel ‘Nu stiu-ce’ care elimina
orice dorinta de a incerca vreodata sa te culci cu el/ea;

programator
cineva care rezolva o problema pe care nu stiai ca o ai intr-un fel pe care
nu-l intelegi;

psiholog
cineva care se uita la oricine altcineva cand o femeie frumoasa intra in
incapere;

statistician
cineva care e bun la cifre dar nu are pic de personalitate ca sa fie inginer;

usoara
termen aplicat oricarei femei care are aceeasi morala sexuala ca a unui barbat.

Хули не работаешь?!

Randament/perioda de angajare - Programator

Voronin - r00t si sysadmin:

Voronin Sysadmin

Nice game. Leave your scores and levels in comments. Spin the black circle

Papiroflexia

As some already know (especially my cubicle neighbors at work - i keep bugging them), I own an iPhone - which of course I am not satisfied to use only as a simple user.

Below are some videos related to my iPhone testing.

iPhone - Calculator Math Bug:

iPhone - Calculator Keytouch Feature/Bug

iPhone - CameraPro Dummy Crack

I am very interested by the progress of *NIX toolchain porting to iPhone, as well as gcc, gdb and of course mplayer.

zveriPhone details:
1.1.2 OTB (Week 50)
Jailbreak + Activate 1.1.2
Unlock with gunlock for 1.1.2 & 1.1.3
Carrier - CYTAVODA

Alphabet fail

What is rotating around the Earth?

Zhirinovskii

Phoenix - Mugur de Fluier

Russian Animation-Золотые ворота.Golden Gate

Jocuri care fac cele 8 ore la birou sa treaca mai repede

DigiFace is a software project which I am planning to put on proper wheels so it can start rolling.

Some of current functionalities:
- face detection
- facial feature detection - eyes, mouth (3 points)
- facial feature tracking - eyes, mouth (3 points)

Some of planned functionalities:
- full feature detections - adding eyebrows, nose, ears, more detection points
- pose and angle evaluation
- face recognition
- 3D face modeling based on face samples

Main site for the project:
http://digi-face.net

Some video demos:
Part 1
Face and facial feature detection and then tracking:

Part 2
Face and facial feature detection and then tracking:

Part 3
Face and facial feature detection and then tracking with adaptive zoom, i.e. camera has no optical zoom nor a pan/tilt mechanism, but it simulates it all these using digital zoom and sub-framing, so the face is always in focus:

More to come…

In sfarsit am prins si eu o duminica frumoasa cu soare si +20′ de sfarsit de februarie ca sa fac primul post in legatura cu lansarea siteului . O mare realizare pentru mine .

PS: anuntul meu “cumpar timp liber” inca mai e valabil - cine are vreo schema de marketing pentru asa ceva, accept spre analiza propunerile

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