Telenor Mobil Commercial (or How-To spend your sick days with joy and usefulness ) (via Bogdan D.)

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Zanul Camatar (via Bogdan D.)

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Hilarious and noticeable remakes of a Hitler scene . A MUST-WATCH!

• Hitler, Badea si altii…

• Hitler rants about Nikon D3x

Enjoy!

Tags: Hitler, Badea, Nikon, D3x, Hitler parody, parody, parodie, Hitler & Badea

Dictionar explicativ de nume si prenume indiene

Kumar - “Iaka tu Kumar ma cumareshti", “Kumar не кумарь меня”
Sri - “Sri,nu te sri la treaba serioasa", “Sri не сри в наш код”
Ganesh - “Da Ganesh ganeshte ca de obicei”
Dodala - “Dodal e mereu ca un dodic","Dodale не додали (3.14здюлей )”
Pandya - “Pandya azi e ca o panda”
Nirmal - “Nirmal ii nifarmal nenormal”
Rajat - “Rajat-nu raji ca o jita!(*lya)”
Prakash - “Eeee Prakash,iaka tu esti prakaznik”
Anurag - “Eu-s Anurag si eu nu rag (asa cum rage Rajat)”
Rujdi - “Da’ eu-s Rujdi, produc nu kod ci drojdii! Principalu ca se compileaza!”
Gopa - “Zdarova eu-s Gopa. Nu shi patzanu,gopa-stopa?!”
Ranjith - “Eu-s Ranjith si mereu rad ca un ranjit (pe sub mustati)”
Arun - “Arun орун и срун!”
Prasad - “Nu-mi plac mere, ‘mi plac Prasade!”

Primit pe mail. Autor necunoscut.

Ferro Fluid Art by Sachiko Kodama, Yasushi Miyajima

(via Doc.Exe)

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Amazing Ball girl catch

(via Santhosh)

wow!

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Guiness Good Times

(via Ratzo)

“Guiness. Share with a good friend. Or two.”

Geniala !

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Bit/Beat Box

Wow !

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Caminito del Rey

Dangerous pathway. Romanian equivalent (at least by name) - Piatra Craiului.

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Anti-helium aka sulfur hexafluoride on Jay Leno show

(via Rizzy)

Other guys experimenting with sulfur hexafluoride
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Non-newtonian fluid aka mix of cornstarch and water

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Burning pomelo

A nice experiment done with some pomelo “shell”
Explanation would be - it is because of the ethers and citrus oils.
Will try to experiment more.

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Discovery Channel: I Love the World

A very nice clip for Discovery Channel. Enjoy!

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News in Rock - Serj’s Elect the Dead

(via Georgiana)

I lika…

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Amazing Juggling Finale

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The Website is Down (Sales guy vs Web dude)

(via Gelu)
The movie below just kicks ass =))!!!

PS: author website is http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/

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Covorul

(via Vlad B.)
Super tare - fara comentarii! mi-a placut . La faza cu bautul si impartitul cartilor are stilul din Snatch (vodka, passport, stamp, taxi - “Avi!")

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Our time is UP!

(via Vlad B.)

Ca de obicei Vladutz ne recomanda niste scurtmetraje superbe ! Vlad, cand vin prin Bucuresti facem un maraton cinematografic un weekend !

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Propellerman and mega-bang

(via Mada)

part1

part2

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Group Behavior (via Bogdan D.)

Un experiment simplu, dar interesant si elocvent care arata cum se studia comportamentul si presiunea de grup asupra individului. Eventual aceste experimente au ajuns la perfectiune si la nivel de standard social (voit sau nu) in zilele noastre… Trist si ingrijorator

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Portret de familie de Marian Crisan

(via Vasloz)

GENIAL!

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Din seria “Sex cultural” © Vasilica Drojdieru

Petrica Americanu’ (via Vasilica Drojdieru)

Surorile trase la Indigo… (si-o vor trage oare la Las-Vegas?! ) (via Vlad B.)

The REAL Euro 2008 ! (via misterios13)

PS: diiirrrttyyyy yeahhh …

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Received a nice link from Mihai Dragan. Usually I am not doing advertising, but this one is pretty cool, so please digg it

Here is a screenshot (Chisinau - home sweet home, pitty doesn’t have maps though - maybe in few light-years ( )

Yahoo Maps iPhone from MobiOne - Chisinau, Moldova

Yahoo Maps for iPhone

It is a real “WTF?!” for me at this moment

Enjoy! (via Sergiu N.)

UPDATE (18/06/2008): Local mythbuster Misca denies - this is a hoax! Maybe to submit this to MythBuster for further experiments?!
Comment from: Misca [Visitor]
Nu este adevarat!!!
am incercat, da nu merge!
tzaeapa!!!

English

Chinese/Japanese

French

PS: could it be a heater under the table? but some heat waves would have been seen in that case or any other melting surface… damn strange. Looking for 8 GSM phones to experiment

Tags: popcorn pop-corn with mobiles la telefonul mobil

Un peisaj impresionant care pe unii ii tine cu sufletul la gura, iar pe altii ii face sa faca pe ei =)) (locul se numeste Caminito del Rey (via Lena)

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Striptease la metroul din Bucureşti (via Vlad H.)

Aici
Aici
Aici

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George Brownridge - women hero! (via Santosh)

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Coca-Cola The Unhuggables =)) (via Doynita)

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Un flash super fainutz pentru ziua de lucru de vineri (via Misca)

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Nice fashion oops (via Vlad)

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George Carlin… may be you heard about him…. or may be not… In any case this guy is hilarious. And even though sometime he might seem obscene, rude or wrong, he bring another new perspective onto some old things…

PS: If you wonder who is the guy talking about religion at the beginning of Zeitgeist - then, yes, he is the guy…

Enjoy!

Saving the planet

America

Voting

Pages: 1 2 3

Una buna (via CocoCucu)

Barbatul: - In sfarsit! Am asteptat asta atata timp!
Femeia: - Vrei sa plec?
Barbatul: - Ai innebunit? Nici sa nu te gandesti la asta.
Femeia: - Ma iubesti?
Barbatul: - Bineinteles! Tot timpul!
Femeia: - M-ai inselat vreodata?
Barbatul: - Doamne fereste! Bineinteles ca nu.
Femeia: - O sa faci sex numai cu mine?
Barbatul: - Sigur ca da. Cu orice ocazie.
Femeia: - O sa ma lovesti vreodata?
Barbatul: - Ai innebunit?
Femeia: - Pot sa am incredere in tine?
Barbatul: - Da!
Femeia: - Iubitule!

… si acum, citeste de jos in sus … ….. merita citit =))

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Posibil ai vazut deja cel putin unul (daca nu toate ) dintre minuntatele scurt-metraje semnate de Igor Cobileanski.

Am fost placut suprins de faptul sa aflu ca acelas Igor Cobileanski & Brio-Studio au semnat lucrari precum:
Alternosfera - Orasul 511
Alternosfera - Wamintirile
Alternosfera - Femeia Nordului
Zdob-si-Zdub - Buna Dimineata
Zdob-si-Zdub - Hora Cosmica
Zdob-si-Zdub - Nunta Extremala
Zdob-si-Zdub - Doina Haiducului
Zdob-si-Zdub - Miorita

Pentru amatori, curiosi sau cunoscatori - recomand linkurile de mai jos:

Blogul lui Igor Cobileanski

Blogul lucrarilor Brio-Studio

Ca un tribute artistizmului sau o sa postez aici cele trei filmuelete. Vizionare placuta!

Cand se stinge lumina

Sasa, Grisa si Ion

Plictis si Inspiratie

PS: Igor - LA MAI MULT SI LA MAI MARE!

UPDATE (21/06/2008): tin sa adaug ca Vasilica Drojdieru sustine ca are © toate stangurile rezervate pe baza articolului original (publicat 20 Sep 2007, deci muuult mai devreme decat am primit eu).

Faza cu “aruncat cu nişte cãcat” nu mi se pare o idee buna din moment ce am primit textul cu copyleft lipsa… (in general postez cu buna-credinta blogereasca, si fac referire la surse, originale, copyright-uri si disclaim-ere)

Universalitatea limbii romane (via Ankh)

Limba romana e atat de bogata incat am exportat-o pe banda rulanta.
Ne-am aventurat in a face un top al denumirilor internationale care,fara sa
stie purtatorii, sunt… d’ale noastre, neaose, suculente si pline de
inteles.

1. Pe primul loc, bineinteles, ce alt nume ar putea figura decat renumita
statiune croata Pula . Am intalnit persoane care isi fac concediile in Pula
(inclusiv oameni care chiar merg in Croatia pentru asta).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pula,_Croatia

2. Tot Pula se numeste si moneda oficiala a statului african Botswana .
Prin asta se explica saracia lucie din savana… luand in calcul faptul ca
populatia e preponderent feminina, se ajunge la cateva subdiviziuni de Pula
pe cap de locuitor. Cursul de schimb il gasiti pe
http://www.x-rates.com/d/BWP/table.html

3. In alte zone de pe continentul african, oamenii o duc si mai rau.
Daca botswanezilor le e de ajuns o Pula pentru a-si asigura traiul (mai ales
ca-s negri, si stim noi ce se vorbeste despre ei), 3,4 milioane de
mozambicani locuiesc in regiunea Nampula, avand capitala in orasul cu
acelasi nume.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nampula_Province

4. Printre distractiile mai putin cunoscute, dar mai apropiate de noi, se
poate numara o excursie cu intreaga familie in micul si linistitul Camping
De Muie, pe insula olandeza Tholen. Puteti sa le scrieti sa-i felicitati
pentru denumirea inspirata, sediul lor din St. Maartensdijk e amplasat tot
pe strada… Muie.
Sau vizitati-i pe http://www.campingdemuie.nl

5. Futai USA Inc. este (ah, asta imi aduce aminte de o imprecatie dintr-un
vers de Parazitii) cel mai mare producator de umbrele din lume,vezi Doamne.
Cica aproape toate umbrelele din lume contin piese Futai. Firma
taiwano-americana mai face si crose de golf…
desi nu vad legatura.
http://www.futaiusa.com/about_futaiusa.htm

6. LABA inseamna pentru toti italienii Libera Accademia di Belle Arti.
Saracii ofera chiar 30 burse de studiu “per i Master della LABA". LABA - La
natura dell’ arte.
http://www.laba.biz

7. Daca tu crezi ca esti in rahat, ce parere ai de cei 32.000 deinsi din
orasul israelian Rahat? In Rahat, ce-i drept, locuiesc numai arabi(ca sa
vedeti unde i-au trimis filosemitii de americani), si ei se simt bine acolo
de vreme ce rahat inseamna pe limba lor ceva gen “convietuire fericita".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rahat

8. Pentru ca din nou ne-am indepartat de plaiurile mioritice, am putea sa
vizitam si Curu. Nu, nu e suficient sa te uiti in spate, Curu este o
rezervatie naturala in Costa Rica . 75% din Curu lor este impadurit, totusi
costaricanii il considera unul din cele mai frumoase locuri din tara. N-as
vrea sa le vad pe celelalte, in cazul asta.
http://www.nicoyapeninsula.com/curu/

9. Am ajuns si in indepartata Japonie, unde pe crestele muntilor cresc
falnicii Sugi. Sugi este chiar arborele national al japonezilor, asteptam cu
interes aclimatizarea lui pe coastele insorite ale Croatiei de mai sus.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugi

10. Cui nu-i plac conditiile rudimentare oferite de campingul olandez de
Muie, ii recomandam cu caldura cazarea in hotelul parizian de Buci.
http://www.bucihotel.com/

In concluzie, dragi cititori, fiti mandri de graiul ce-l graiti,dar fiti
prudenti. N-ai de unde sa stii ce inseamna “buna ziua” in limba uzbeka.

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Crash your Internet Explorer (via George N.)

Crash IE (worked for me)
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Povesti FARA Masti (anti Povesti cu Masti) (via Vlad Harjevschi)

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Cuvinte fun (via Anca)

ABUZ= (Om) fara buze
APOI= apa mare
BIZAR=zar dublu
MACEL= mac mic
MICROSCOP= scop marunt
SOIOS= de soi
INVIORAT = Prevazut cu vioara
INFOCARE = transformare in foca
IMPRASTIERE = rezultatul procesului prin care betivii se fac prastie
GHINIOANE = varianta moldoveneasca pentru ardelenescul “Bine, Ioane”
LESINA = pe unde merge “le tren”
MERITORIU = teritoriul ocupat de livada de meri
RATEU = pateu din carne de ratza
SCARABEU = cetatean ce locuieste la bloc, la scara a doua; din aceeasi familie de cuvinte se cunosc scaraceu si scaradeu.
TRACTOR = actor cu mult trac
TUTUN = a-a-arma de-de-de a-a-artilerie
TZURTZUR = Sunetul soneriei, iarna
BATALION = fratele mai mic al plutonierului Batal Gheorghe

Cred ca exista putini care nu stiu sau nu au jucat Mario sau Super Mario. Pai bine, a existat o versiune de Super Mario care nici macar nu a fost livrata pe piata din USA din simplul motiv ca producatorul japonez a considerat ca e prea deficil si s-ar putea ca americanii sa devina frustrati… iar cand americanii devin frustrati stim cu totii ca se incep razboaie

Anyhow, iata o secventa de joc cu dublare audio absolut fantastica

Quote: “Super Mario Bros: Frustration - What does it sound like to play the hardest Mario levels of all time? (note: this video originally was found on tuduo.com, and I merely added a fun and profane soundtrack, because I know exactly how frustrating this can be)”

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Publicitate Cavodoro - un fel de Budai Reloaded “…… niste tzarani….”

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Cateva posturi in urma ziceam de idei originale si interesante. Uite aici inca una, din categoria - striking and insane idea. Cel putin pentru mine - este GENIAL, mai ales ca-mi place in sine creatia lui Tarantino, chiar daca nu sint un mare cunoscator al acesteia…

Recomand! Tarantino’s Mind (via Mada)

PS: subtitrarea suge un pic, poate fac rost de un transcript complet …
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Efecte speciale vocal-umane (via Vasloz).

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World On Fire (via Mada).

Interesting, true and somewhat sad facts of the world prosperity and capitalism model of civilized development…

PS: dati click pe imaginea video sa se deschida clipul direct pe youtube - cauze “Embedding has been explicitly disabled for this video", adica tzeapa - nu poti sa incorporezi clipul
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Cum sa-ti faci blogul mai popular (Make Your Blog Popular).

Cateva sfaturi simple si puternice. Incerc sa le pun in practica - cand oare sa ma astept la 10k-100k vizite / 1 day-month ?!?!

PS: Daca ai folosit sfaturile de mai sus si ai simtit ca te-au ajutat, adauga un comment scurt de feedback + adresa blogului

Dimineata incepe cu vreo doua idei originale de arta . In general, cred ca orice idee artistica cu adevarat originala place oricui si aproape fiecare si-a pus intr-un fel sau altul intrebarea “Wow! E genial, fain si simplu! Oare de ce nu mi-a venit si mie in cap ideea?”

Ideea 1 (via Igor) - Typography.
Ideea in sine nu e noua - implementarea (accente vizuale asupra actiunii) si subiectul (mmmmm! PULP FICTION - a MUST see movie!) totusi aduc a noua perspectiva asupra acestui mod de arta.

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Ideea 2 (via Xenia) - Music hand mimics&lyrics (a nu se incurca cu Manualism ). La prima vedere, video nu pare sa fie ceva deosebit, dar fiind totusi ceva original si nou - e de apreciat 17 milioane de vizualizari.

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Un site super f(a)inutz de psychedelic trance… In partea stanga-jos e un meniu retractabil - fiecare intrare din meniu are un sunet ambiant asociat… niceeeeee, i lika

Deci, cine are albume Vibrasphere - dati-mi si mie pls pls
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BBC - Sleep profiler (via Mada)

Asta mi-a iesit mie la profiler . Deci ziceam eu ca stau prost la capitolul somn, fcuk it :-S (nu ca nu as dormi mult ultimul timp, dar se pare ca dorm NEoptimizat)

Your profile summary
Your sleep is reasonably optimised, scoring 44 %.

You said you do not have a problem with sleep, but there are times when you feel sleepy and ideally shouldn’t - your personalised advice below will help you improve your score.
Body and Health
How to boost your alertness

* You seem to be quite tired during the day.
* One way of treating the symptom is to nap in the afternoon. The body is designed this way - most of us have a natural dip in alertness at roughly 2-4pm.
* A 15 minute nap when you’re tired can be a very effective way of staying alert throughout the day. But sleep longer than 20 minutes and you’ll enter the stage called Slow Wave Sleep (or ‘deep’ sleep), and you’ll feel very groggy when you wake.

Environment
Your bedroom should be mainly for sleep

* Sleep experts recommend that bedrooms should be for rest, relaxation and a good night’s sleep.
* If getting to sleep is a problem, remove distractions from your bedroom if you can. If you use your mobile telephone as an alarm clock, try to turn off the mobile to avoid getting any late night calls or text messages. The alarm clock function still works when the mobile is off.

Lifestyle
Night-time tipples: Too much alcohol can make you restless

* Having a small drink of alcohol before bed is one of your regular techniques for getting to sleep. It helps you relax and drop off. One drink is fine, but more than one drink can cause you to pop out of sleep and stop you from getting a good night.
* Several times a night we enter a stage called light sleep and because alcohol is a stimulant it can make you more likely to wake during these times.
* Alcohol is also a diuretic, which means it physically encourages the body to urinate (never welcome during the night).
* Drinking is also more likely to lead to snoring, which can restrict airflow into the lungs. This reduces the oxygen in your blood which disturbs your sleep (and contributes to your hangover!).

Exercise routines can help

* Regular exercise is a great way of improving your sleep - but be careful not to exercise close to bed time as this produces stimulants that stop the brain from relaxing quickly.

You regularly drink coffee or consume caffeine

* You use one of the oldest and best short-term cures for sleepiness: caffeine.
* Caffeine stays in your system for many hours, but is active in your brain for only about an hour. However, having large amounts of caffeine in your system will disturb your sleep.
* If keeping alert is your goal and you want to cut down your caffeine intake, try taking a short nap when you feel sleepy.
* Current research shows a short 15 minute nap is more effective than a cappuccino at beating tiredness.

You know what works.

* Well done - the things you do to help you sleep should be working - did you know there are real scientific reasons?
* A warm bath offers a chance to relax (vital for a good night’s sleep) and in a more practical way, it makes the blood vessels in your extremities dilate and help cool the body.
* There’s new evidence that hormones released during sexual activity can promote sleep.

Cum sa raspunzi la telefon …

… astfel incat sa-l debusolezi (sau cel putin sa incerci ) pe ala care te-a sunat

Sfaturile sint practice si recomandate in mod special in cazul in care esti sunat cu insistenta de tele-agenti de vanzari/chestionari…. Enjoy si baga la cap !

Please use the following if contacted by a telemarketer.

1. Use a husky, dirty phone sex voice but ask normal questions about the proposed offer.
“Is it a low interest rate? mmmmm…I like low interest rates…really low…”
2. In an outrageously excited tone: “Thank god you called!!!” Explain that an online psychic told you that your future lover would randomly call disguised as an asshole.
3. Say you are hard of hearing and see how loud they will shout into the phone.
4. Allow the telemarketer to fully explain his offer. When he is finished explain that his company hired you to randomly spot check telemarketers on their performance. Tell him that he did a good job overall, but that he is a bit monotone and needs to fluctuate his tone of voice more to sound convincing. He also should pause longer between sentences, and more clearly pronounce the letter “s”. Tell him you won’t report him if he repeats his speech to you with the appropriate corrections. Repeat.
5. Be incredibly polite as they explain their offer, but make farting noises once in a while and ask whether there is something wrong with the connection.
6. In an annoyed tone cut the telemarketer off mid sentence : “Dan, stop screwing around…we have to get rid of this body fast, did you find a chainsaw or not?”
7. “Congratulations! You’re the 100th caller on the (insert local radio station) Sweet Vacation Giveaway Blast Marathon. You’ve just won a pair of tickets to Negril, Jamaica and the use of Sean Paul’s celebrity vacation house.” Take down her address and send her all of your L.L.Bean catalogues for the rest of your life…after you use them as liner for your cat’s litter box.
8. Flirt.
9. Keep repeating, “I knew you were going to say that…”
10. Stutter on a syllable of an obvious word in a sentence… see how long it takes before he completes the phrase. When he does, get upset, and say “That really hurts my fee…fee… fee… fee…feel…fee… fee… fee…” ad infinitum.
11. Pee on the phone while he’s talking.
12. Mid pitch, stop him and complement him on his wonderful voice. Explain that you are a voiceover scout and might have a breakthrough commercial job for him. Ask if he wouldn’t mind doing a quick test. Ask him to say in a deep husky voice “May cause dizziness, diarrhea, vomiting and shortness of breath. A small number of participants in a recent clinical trial experienced weight loss, irregular clotting, abnormally frequent and/or painful urination and hair loss. Results may vary”
13. Ask how much it would take to get him to stop working as a telemarketer. Start at $1000. Say you are dead serious.
14. Ask if he will be your friend if you sign up.
15. Tie obscure facts about Barbara Streisand to everything thing he says,, “2.3% interest rate? oh my…did you know Barbara was 23 when she filmed Funny Girl…”
16. Every few minutes repeat, “You’re going to have to bear with me, I have a slight short term memory loss problem…who is this again?”
17. “Oh my god, I used to have your job…does Bob still work there (repeat names until you find a match)…which building are you in?” Escalate coincidence until you both realize that you sat in the same chair. Explain that you had to quit work when your genitals mysteriously vanished.
18. Regardless of the offer tell him you’ll take 7. If he asks what you mean say he drives a hard bargain and you’ll take 9, but that’s as far as you’ll go.
19. Every half-minute ask him to hold and pretend to scream at your invalid mother. “You want to use the bathroom??? Well stop whining and get up out of the wheelchair for a change. You just sit there and think about that for a while, mother. Can’t you see I’m on the damn phone?”
20. Forgive him. Tell him you did. Over and over again, until he hangs up. Then secretly take it back.

love,

ze

copyright: zefrank.com

(sursa Do Not Call)

1 Aprilie

Civilizatia evolueaza, ziua pacalelilor ramane aceeasi, chiar daca glumitzele acum circula mai mult virtual

Se pare ca in Romanica, subiectul hot de 1 Aprilie sint:

• Andreea Raicu - alergand dezbracata prin studio!!! (asta e tare - la momentul primirii avea ~42mii vizite, la momentul scrierii deja ~100mii vizite. concluzie - sau contorul de vizite e stricat/manarit, sau e o infectie viral-virtuala de 1 aprilie si nimeni nu munceste in Romanica )
• Mihaela Radulescu - in Playboy (de parca ar fi mare noutate )

Ganduri cu efect colateral

Ma gandesc totusi (a se citi pamfletez) - daca tot e ocazia cu NATO - oare nu ar fi fost mai fun sa circule o pacaleali de genul:

• “Bombe amorsate in Otopeni si in gurile de canal sigilate pe culuarul unic”
• “Sniper cu cetatenie tripla romana/rusa/americana prins in copacii din parcul Izvor de langa Casa Poporului”
• “Bin Laden (aka /bin/laden) - arestare ca in filme in parcul Cismigiu” (credit Mircea Badea)

Parerea mea umila este ca ar prinde mai bine la public, ca e un subiect hot (nu, dragi trusturi media?), ca astea cu gagici goale e fumate si rasuflate…

Si intr-un final, daca tot primeai/scriai un asemenea link/blog - te distrai si tu (adica omul de rand), dar si baietii de la securitate (SRI, SPP, KGB, MI5, CIA, FBI, ETC si FKYU), nu?

UPDATE:
Am gasit si un site frumusel (via Cuibul lui Cip-Cirip) - Top 100 April Fool’s Day Hoaxes of All Time

Trapped in the Drive-Thru - “Weird Al” Yankovic (Doogtoons)

Un video clip super fainutz (via Mada). Para doar un desen animat, dar poarta atata adevar si transmite atata palpabilitate a situatiei…

PS: 3+ Milioane vizionare - e ceva

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The UFO guy

Eu cred ca acea companie aeriana serveste salate cu “ciuperci”, if you know what i mean =))…

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TV Neptun (via Tierkirk)

Banuiesc ca si cei de la TV Neptun nu raman in urma, si eventual inainte de a prezenta stiri/emisiuni consuma vreun ceai/cafea cu aroma de canabis…. WTF?!

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Super perle de exprimare lingvisto-stiintifico-academic =))

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Niiiicceee - curs de invatat dansul la bara.

Ce ma uimeste si ma fascineaza in acelasi timp este ca acest Pole Dancing e o competitie mai mult sportiva decat sexuala, cu juriuri, campionate si campioante…

Deci pregatirea necesara trebuie sa o ai, altfel nu te certifica nimeni sa lucrezi in cluburile de noapte.

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Cum sa spargi parole pe yahoo sau… cum sa fii marlan de vit(z)a nobila cu prietenii tai

Din categoria messajelor mass sau a office-order-disturber-ilor, mesaje la care oamenii:

• rad pana la lacrimi
• rad pana cad sub masa
• au dureri de burta si de muschi faciali
• rad cu cu*ul

Deci domnul mare hacker Bah-OI! de la Constanta ne prezinta cum sa fii mare hacker prin metode de oameni lamentabili . Oricum, o portie de ras asigurata.

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Sniper or TV crew locations for rent during NATO summit in Bucharest

Tim - un tip cu o idee super tare - sa faca bani cu trusturile de media (de altfel care invart unele dintre cele mai mari mase financiare la nivel global) cu ocazia summitului NATO

Se pare ca ideea lui cu sniperii nu prea o fi placut la anumiti indivizi care nu gusta asemenea glume - ca mie nu mi se mai incarca pagina originala

Oricum, multumita inteligentei mosului Gugl avem varianta cached sau varianta blogurilor rip-off

UPDATE: am dat (via Cristi Streng) si de verziunea tembelizata a articolului la TVR

Romcic (Cornei) - Sweet Love.

Drujno apreciem si dam si la altii linkul .

PS: apreciem ghitara si sunetul, nu doar bustul , ok?

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French chewing gum sau… de ce e mai bine sa ai prezervative cu aroma mirositoare si gustativa? (Se pare pentru ca iesirile din situatiile neplacuta sint mai placute cu astel de prezervative )

PS: oricum parca nu vorbeau aia franceza, dar whatever…

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Turism in Romania - 10 Euro/m2 de filmat

WTF?! Oricum documentarul din linkul de mai sus e interesant de vazut
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Un ciuvak foarte interesant si original (via Vadim)

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Planeta Moldova - publicitate la 999.md

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Cum se inchid ideile bune (parodie la viata profesionala reala )

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Votati pentru Constantin Brancusi in “Top 500 Artists of 20th Century”!!!
De ieri de cand am primit linkul pe mess a urcat de pe locul 25 la locul 4!
Sint sigur ca putem mai mult pentru ca Brancusi e un fenomen al artistizmului si o bijuterie prezentei romanesti in lume!

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Job Super tare - click aici

PS: screenshot pentru cazul in care dispare de pe bestjobs

Job Super Tare

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Putin ramas in urma de coloana oficiala - super tare ideea, realizare si calitate la fel de calitative! (via Igor)

Путин отстал от своего кортежа

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Un link interesant (in special pentru cei pasionati fie de arte, fie de image processing si de morphing ) (via Irina)

Women In Art

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Awarness test! Super tare - recomand
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Cat de tembel trebuie sa fie si cata vointa si insistenta sa incapa in el ca sa esueze asa de lamentabil?!
(How NOT to rob a liquor store)

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Mixuri Top Idiots. Citand un personaj faimos “Doar doua lucruri sunt infinite - universul si… prostia omeneasca”

Thriller comico-dramatic “doi tipi si o fereastra”

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La fel RUPE si grandma

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Plus inca un Top Idiot - se pare ca a pierdut un sac cu bani…

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Dupa succesul nebun de saptamana trecuta a remakeului “Ken Lee” (original “Without You” de Mariah Carey) venit din Bulgaria, s-a gasit (via Rizzy) o noua perla - varianta taraf folk-rock “Nothing else matters”

Sincer, daca nu ar fi “cameramanii” beti care urlau cat ii tineau microfonul la telefon, mie varianta ca instrumental si aranjament mi-a placut super tare. Poate prinde la tipi isteti si scot un digitally mastered version:

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De azi inainte la plaja expresia “Magarule!” adresata de catre domnisoare tipilor insistenti sau indiscreti trebuie luata drept compliment
Donkey at the beach

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Respect echipei de Marketing si Advertisement al Armatei Ukrainiene

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“Furnicuta muncitoare” - Ghid de crestere in cariera pe piata capitalismului acerbu (PowerPoint)

Furnicuta muncitoare

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Desen animat simpatic (via bau2miau)

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Bancuri

Într-o localitate are loc un accident, o masinã iese de pe carosabil într-un cimitir. Dupã trei zile raportul politistilor: - S-au gãsit 835 de morti… Cãutãrile continuã!

Pilotaj fenomenal :-O

Дмитрий Медведев - Как всё начиналось

The piano guy rocks =))

Barbati SCRUpulOSI!

Credit card frauds - protect yourself from skimmers by knowing “your enemies".

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Geta Burlacu - A Century Of Love (Eurovision 2008 Moldova Representant)

Cantecul e interesant si frumos interpretat/orchestrat. Totusi, pentru Eurovision nu cred ca trece de locurile [9…11]. Pariuri in commentarii

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Американский социолог N. провел исследование на тему “Отношение людей разных национальностей к чужой собственности". Ученый ездил по городам мира, оставлял посреди вокзального зала чемодан, прятался и засекал время.

В Стокгольме чемодана никто не тронул.

В Лондоне чемодан украли через полчаса.

В Париже - через двадцать минут.

В Риме - через десять.

В Токио через пять минут чемодан сдали в бюро находок.

В Тель-Авиве через три минуты приехала полиция, оцепила вокзал,погрузила чемодан в бронированный фургон и увезла за город взрывать.

В Москве точного результата получить не удалось, так как, пока исследователь смотрел на чемодан, у него украли часы.

Последним в серии оказался эксперимент в Багдаде - вместе с чемоданом похитили и самого американца….

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Simbolistica

arhitect
cineva care n-a fost destul de barbat ca sa devina inginer, dar nici destul
de gay ca sa se faca designer vestimentar;

bancher
cineva care iti imprumuta umbrela lui cand afara e soare si apoi ti-o cere
cand incepe sa ploua;

boy scout (cercetas)
un copil imbracat ca un tampit sub comanda unui tampit imbracat ca un copil;

consultant
cineva care foloseste ceasul sotiei tale, iti spune cat e ceasul si apoi iti
cere bani pentru asta;

dans
frustrarea verticala a unei dorinte orizontale;

diplomat
cineva care-ti spune sa te duci dracului intr-un fel care te face sa-ti incepi
ziua cu dreptul;

dragoste
cuvant din 8 litere, 3 vocale, 5 consoane si 2 idioti;

durere de cap
metoda contraceptiva cea mai des folosita de femei;

economist
un expert care va sti maine de ce ceea ce a prezis ca se va intampla ieri nu
s-a intamplat azi;

fidelitate
o puternica mancarime cu interdictia de a te scarpina;

indiferenta
atitudine adoptata de o femeie catre un barbat care n-o intereseaza;
interpretata de barbat ca ’se lasa greu’;

intelectual
cineva capabil sa se gandeasca mai mult de 2 ore si la altceva decat la sex;

munca in echipa
posibilitatea de a da vina pe altii;

nevasta
femeia care te incanta o luna si te descanta toata viata;

nimfomana
termen aplicat de fiecare barbat oricarei femei careia ii place mai mult sexul
decat lui;

prieten
definitia unei persoane de sex opus care are acel ‘Nu stiu-ce’ care elimina
orice dorinta de a incerca vreodata sa te culci cu el/ea;

programator
cineva care rezolva o problema pe care nu stiai ca o ai intr-un fel pe care
nu-l intelegi;

psiholog
cineva care se uita la oricine altcineva cand o femeie frumoasa intra in
incapere;

statistician
cineva care e bun la cifre dar nu are pic de personalitate ca sa fie inginer;

usoara
termen aplicat oricarei femei care are aceeasi morala sexuala ca a unui barbat.

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Papiroflexia

Alphabet fail

What is rotating around the Earth?

Zhirinovskii

Phoenix - Mugur de Fluier

Russian Animation-Золотые ворота.Golden Gate

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