Cateva posturi in urma ziceam de idei originale si interesante. Uite aici inca una, din categoria - striking and insane idea. Cel putin pentru mine - este GENIAL, mai ales ca-mi place in sine creatia lui Tarantino, chiar daca nu sint un mare cunoscator al acesteia…

Recomand! Tarantino’s Mind (via Mada)

PS: subtitrarea suge un pic, poate fac rost de un transcript complet …
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Efecte speciale vocal-umane (via Vasloz).

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World On Fire (via Mada).

Interesting, true and somewhat sad facts of the world prosperity and capitalism model of civilized development…

PS: dati click pe imaginea video sa se deschida clipul direct pe youtube - cauze “Embedding has been explicitly disabled for this video", adica tzeapa - nu poti sa incorporezi clipul
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Cum sa-ti faci blogul mai popular (Make Your Blog Popular).

Cateva sfaturi simple si puternice. Incerc sa le pun in practica - cand oare sa ma astept la 10k-100k vizite / 1 day-month ?!?!

PS: Daca ai folosit sfaturile de mai sus si ai simtit ca te-au ajutat, adauga un comment scurt de feedback + adresa blogului

Dimineata incepe cu vreo doua idei originale de arta . In general, cred ca orice idee artistica cu adevarat originala place oricui si aproape fiecare si-a pus intr-un fel sau altul intrebarea “Wow! E genial, fain si simplu! Oare de ce nu mi-a venit si mie in cap ideea?”

Ideea 1 (via Igor) - Typography.
Ideea in sine nu e noua - implementarea (accente vizuale asupra actiunii) si subiectul (mmmmm! PULP FICTION - a MUST see movie!) totusi aduc a noua perspectiva asupra acestui mod de arta.

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Ideea 2 (via Xenia) - Music hand mimics&lyrics (a nu se incurca cu Manualism ). La prima vedere, video nu pare sa fie ceva deosebit, dar fiind totusi ceva original si nou - e de apreciat 17 milioane de vizualizari.

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Un site super f(a)inutz de psychedelic trance… In partea stanga-jos e un meniu retractabil - fiecare intrare din meniu are un sunet ambiant asociat… niceeeeee, i lika

Deci, cine are albume Vibrasphere - dati-mi si mie pls pls
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BBC - Sleep profiler (via Mada)

Asta mi-a iesit mie la profiler . Deci ziceam eu ca stau prost la capitolul somn, fcuk it :-S (nu ca nu as dormi mult ultimul timp, dar se pare ca dorm NEoptimizat)

Your profile summary
Your sleep is reasonably optimised, scoring 44 %.

You said you do not have a problem with sleep, but there are times when you feel sleepy and ideally shouldn’t - your personalised advice below will help you improve your score.
Body and Health
How to boost your alertness

* You seem to be quite tired during the day.
* One way of treating the symptom is to nap in the afternoon. The body is designed this way - most of us have a natural dip in alertness at roughly 2-4pm.
* A 15 minute nap when you’re tired can be a very effective way of staying alert throughout the day. But sleep longer than 20 minutes and you’ll enter the stage called Slow Wave Sleep (or ‘deep’ sleep), and you’ll feel very groggy when you wake.

Environment
Your bedroom should be mainly for sleep

* Sleep experts recommend that bedrooms should be for rest, relaxation and a good night’s sleep.
* If getting to sleep is a problem, remove distractions from your bedroom if you can. If you use your mobile telephone as an alarm clock, try to turn off the mobile to avoid getting any late night calls or text messages. The alarm clock function still works when the mobile is off.

Lifestyle
Night-time tipples: Too much alcohol can make you restless

* Having a small drink of alcohol before bed is one of your regular techniques for getting to sleep. It helps you relax and drop off. One drink is fine, but more than one drink can cause you to pop out of sleep and stop you from getting a good night.
* Several times a night we enter a stage called light sleep and because alcohol is a stimulant it can make you more likely to wake during these times.
* Alcohol is also a diuretic, which means it physically encourages the body to urinate (never welcome during the night).
* Drinking is also more likely to lead to snoring, which can restrict airflow into the lungs. This reduces the oxygen in your blood which disturbs your sleep (and contributes to your hangover!).

Exercise routines can help

* Regular exercise is a great way of improving your sleep - but be careful not to exercise close to bed time as this produces stimulants that stop the brain from relaxing quickly.

You regularly drink coffee or consume caffeine

* You use one of the oldest and best short-term cures for sleepiness: caffeine.
* Caffeine stays in your system for many hours, but is active in your brain for only about an hour. However, having large amounts of caffeine in your system will disturb your sleep.
* If keeping alert is your goal and you want to cut down your caffeine intake, try taking a short nap when you feel sleepy.
* Current research shows a short 15 minute nap is more effective than a cappuccino at beating tiredness.

You know what works.

* Well done - the things you do to help you sleep should be working - did you know there are real scientific reasons?
* A warm bath offers a chance to relax (vital for a good night’s sleep) and in a more practical way, it makes the blood vessels in your extremities dilate and help cool the body.
* There’s new evidence that hormones released during sexual activity can promote sleep.

Cum sa raspunzi la telefon …

… astfel incat sa-l debusolezi (sau cel putin sa incerci ) pe ala care te-a sunat

Sfaturile sint practice si recomandate in mod special in cazul in care esti sunat cu insistenta de tele-agenti de vanzari/chestionari…. Enjoy si baga la cap !

Please use the following if contacted by a telemarketer.

1. Use a husky, dirty phone sex voice but ask normal questions about the proposed offer.
“Is it a low interest rate? mmmmm…I like low interest rates…really low…”
2. In an outrageously excited tone: “Thank god you called!!!” Explain that an online psychic told you that your future lover would randomly call disguised as an asshole.
3. Say you are hard of hearing and see how loud they will shout into the phone.
4. Allow the telemarketer to fully explain his offer. When he is finished explain that his company hired you to randomly spot check telemarketers on their performance. Tell him that he did a good job overall, but that he is a bit monotone and needs to fluctuate his tone of voice more to sound convincing. He also should pause longer between sentences, and more clearly pronounce the letter “s”. Tell him you won’t report him if he repeats his speech to you with the appropriate corrections. Repeat.
5. Be incredibly polite as they explain their offer, but make farting noises once in a while and ask whether there is something wrong with the connection.
6. In an annoyed tone cut the telemarketer off mid sentence : “Dan, stop screwing around…we have to get rid of this body fast, did you find a chainsaw or not?”
7. “Congratulations! You’re the 100th caller on the (insert local radio station) Sweet Vacation Giveaway Blast Marathon. You’ve just won a pair of tickets to Negril, Jamaica and the use of Sean Paul’s celebrity vacation house.” Take down her address and send her all of your L.L.Bean catalogues for the rest of your life…after you use them as liner for your cat’s litter box.
8. Flirt.
9. Keep repeating, “I knew you were going to say that…”
10. Stutter on a syllable of an obvious word in a sentence… see how long it takes before he completes the phrase. When he does, get upset, and say “That really hurts my fee…fee… fee… fee…feel…fee… fee… fee…” ad infinitum.
11. Pee on the phone while he’s talking.
12. Mid pitch, stop him and complement him on his wonderful voice. Explain that you are a voiceover scout and might have a breakthrough commercial job for him. Ask if he wouldn’t mind doing a quick test. Ask him to say in a deep husky voice “May cause dizziness, diarrhea, vomiting and shortness of breath. A small number of participants in a recent clinical trial experienced weight loss, irregular clotting, abnormally frequent and/or painful urination and hair loss. Results may vary”
13. Ask how much it would take to get him to stop working as a telemarketer. Start at $1000. Say you are dead serious.
14. Ask if he will be your friend if you sign up.
15. Tie obscure facts about Barbara Streisand to everything thing he says,, “2.3% interest rate? oh my…did you know Barbara was 23 when she filmed Funny Girl…”
16. Every few minutes repeat, “You’re going to have to bear with me, I have a slight short term memory loss problem…who is this again?”
17. “Oh my god, I used to have your job…does Bob still work there (repeat names until you find a match)…which building are you in?” Escalate coincidence until you both realize that you sat in the same chair. Explain that you had to quit work when your genitals mysteriously vanished.
18. Regardless of the offer tell him you’ll take 7. If he asks what you mean say he drives a hard bargain and you’ll take 9, but that’s as far as you’ll go.
19. Every half-minute ask him to hold and pretend to scream at your invalid mother. “You want to use the bathroom??? Well stop whining and get up out of the wheelchair for a change. You just sit there and think about that for a while, mother. Can’t you see I’m on the damn phone?”
20. Forgive him. Tell him you did. Over and over again, until he hangs up. Then secretly take it back.

love,

ze

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(sursa Do Not Call)

1 Aprilie

Civilizatia evolueaza, ziua pacalelilor ramane aceeasi, chiar daca glumitzele acum circula mai mult virtual

Se pare ca in Romanica, subiectul hot de 1 Aprilie sint:

• Andreea Raicu - alergand dezbracata prin studio!!! (asta e tare - la momentul primirii avea ~42mii vizite, la momentul scrierii deja ~100mii vizite. concluzie - sau contorul de vizite e stricat/manarit, sau e o infectie viral-virtuala de 1 aprilie si nimeni nu munceste in Romanica )
• Mihaela Radulescu - in Playboy (de parca ar fi mare noutate )

Ganduri cu efect colateral

Ma gandesc totusi (a se citi pamfletez) - daca tot e ocazia cu NATO - oare nu ar fi fost mai fun sa circule o pacaleali de genul:

• “Bombe amorsate in Otopeni si in gurile de canal sigilate pe culuarul unic”
• “Sniper cu cetatenie tripla romana/rusa/americana prins in copacii din parcul Izvor de langa Casa Poporului”
• “Bin Laden (aka /bin/laden) - arestare ca in filme in parcul Cismigiu” (credit Mircea Badea)

Parerea mea umila este ca ar prinde mai bine la public, ca e un subiect hot (nu, dragi trusturi media?), ca astea cu gagici goale e fumate si rasuflate…

Si intr-un final, daca tot primeai/scriai un asemenea link/blog - te distrai si tu (adica omul de rand), dar si baietii de la securitate (SRI, SPP, KGB, MI5, CIA, FBI, ETC si FKYU), nu?

UPDATE:
Am gasit si un site frumusel (via Cuibul lui Cip-Cirip) - Top 100 April Fool’s Day Hoaxes of All Time

Trapped in the Drive-Thru - “Weird Al” Yankovic (Doogtoons)

Un video clip super fainutz (via Mada). Para doar un desen animat, dar poarta atata adevar si transmite atata palpabilitate a situatiei…

PS: 3+ Milioane vizionare - e ceva

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The UFO guy

Eu cred ca acea companie aeriana serveste salate cu “ciuperci”, if you know what i mean =))…

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TV Neptun (via Tierkirk)

Banuiesc ca si cei de la TV Neptun nu raman in urma, si eventual inainte de a prezenta stiri/emisiuni consuma vreun ceai/cafea cu aroma de canabis…. WTF?!

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