Well, I propose a new marketing franchise called “FuckDonalds”

Why? Well because my point of view is “Fuck McDonalds” (and screw all other mass-consuming-junk-unhealthy-brainwashing so-called-food “chains” and corporations - please note, chains as in (mental)-slavery-chains )

If we think it this way, we are perfectly aligned with the “Idiocracy” movie’s idea of “human intelligence halving-period” leading from restaurant chain “Fuddruckers” to the name “Buttfuckers”

Second, if we think it in the way of “Super Size Me” movie idea of “Would you like it super-size for 1$ more?” and following the “McDonalds” to “FuckDonalds” metamorphosis, imagine this dialogue - wouldn’t it be [fun/hor]ny?

• “Hi, I would like a Big Fuck with free french-fries“
• “Sure. For 1$ more, would you like the Big Fuck Super Sized?”
• “Yammy! Sure I do!”

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