Well, I propose a new marketing franchise called “FuckDonalds”

Why? Well because my point of view is “Fuck McDonalds” (and screw all other mass-consuming-junk-unhealthy-brainwashing so-called-food “chains” and corporations - please note, chains as in (mental)-slavery-chains )

If we think it this way, we are perfectly aligned with the “Idiocracy” movie’s idea of “human intelligence halving-period” leading from restaurant chain “Fuddruckers” to the name “Buttfuckers”

Second, if we think it in the way of “Super Size Me” movie idea of “Would you like it super-size for 1$ more?” and following the “McDonalds” to “FuckDonalds” metamorphosis, imagine this dialogue - wouldn’t it be [fun/hor]ny?

• “Hi, I would like a Big Fuck with free french-fries“
• “Sure. For 1$ more, would you like the Big Fuck Super Sized?”
• “Yammy! Sure I do!”

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I really, really hope FuckDonalds will see the world’s light, at least in the form of a chain of sex-shops (since it seems half of the world is obsessed with it, the other half is being trained to be obsessed through constant spam/porn/"leaked"-tapes/free-sex-zines, etc - well, I am not agains sex, but not up to “God"ifying it…).

Imagine a “FuckDonalds” sex-shops which welcomes you at the entrance with the “Donald” the clown, but not with his big smile, rather with his big…. “products”

Until that happens, “BigMac you, little mazabigmacka!” and enjoy your “Big Kahuna Burger” and “Red Apple Cigarettes”

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